i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
