Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize
