He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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