I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
