Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Floor bacon is actually really good
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