I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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