I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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