i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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