i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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