I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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