I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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