I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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