I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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