I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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