just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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