She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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