Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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