Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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