my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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