i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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