He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Dick very happy bro
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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