Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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