Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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