I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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