if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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