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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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