i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This is the high leading the old right now
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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