Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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