fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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