Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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