why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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