someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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