She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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