Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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