you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
