and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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