Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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