why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Randomize
