The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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