Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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