I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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