Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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