ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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