try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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