some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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