doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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