Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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