I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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