Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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