i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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