it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
