ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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