butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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