he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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