i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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