and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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