Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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