If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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